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Varispeed Vibrator (Essex Silver)

Varispeed Vibrator (Essex Silver)

£4.74 (1 to 9 items) £2.74 (10 to 99 items) £2.24 (100 or more items)

The original design of our variable speed pocket sized vibrator. Basic and budget to offer the greatest return...

Product Detail: Silver Metallic, Variable Speed Control, Optional 1 x AA Battery
Pricing: £5.00 RRP, Royalty Value £0.25 Per Retail Sale.

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The Dancin' Dicky

The Dancin' Dicky

£1.89 (1 to 9 items) £0.85 (10 to 99 items) £0.75 (100 or more items)



This fella really is a proper little dickhead, just dancing around having a tantrum on the dance floor he's sure to remind you of someone you know. Wind him up and watch the little guy go..., supplied in the 120x65x35mm pack with cello wrap and free Naughty Vend brand temporary tattoo in every pack.

Now in an outer sleeve of ten units for convenience.

Product Detail: One Item Per Vending Pack
Pricing: £2.00 RRP, Royalty Value £0.10 Per Retail Sale.

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Flashing Nipples

Flashing Nipples

£3.79 (1 to 9 items) £1.79 (10 to 99 items) £1.59 (100 or more items)


Our updated design of the original flashing nipples, now better and brighter with five expansion points to ensure a snug fit around the breast for females and males having two adhesive 'peel off' strips on the reverse of the dome to ensure they stay in the right places. The L.E.D. housing has been completely re-engineered for easier and faster use straight from the pack with no assembly required.

Product Detail: One Pair Per Vending Pack
Pricing: £4.00 RRP, Royalty Value £0.20 Per Retail Sale.

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Inflatable Celebrity Sheep : Lady Bah Bah

Inflatable Celebrity Sheep : Lady Bah Bah

£4.74 (1 to 9 items) £2.24 (10 to 99 items) £1.74 (100 or more items)

Our exclusive inflatable celebrity sheep has a very concerned look upon her pretty little face which sits perfectly in a pint of lager. New wool look around the head and long ears to hold onto, with all important rear entry leaning forward to present herself ready for a good time.

Larger than the now considered 'second class' inflatable lamb we sold previously, supplied in a fully branded retail ready (EAN-13 coded) 120x65x35mm carton with social networking support branded upon both product and pack.

Product Detail: One Item Per Vending Pack
Pricing: £5.00 RRP, Royalty Value £0.25 Per Retail Sale.

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Blue Capsule : (2 x 353mg Capsules)

Blue Capsule : (2 x 353mg Capsules)

£3.79 (1 to 9 items) £1.49 (10 to 99 items) £1.29 (100 to 499 items) £0.75 (500 or more items)

Containing Rhodiola Rosea Foliage Extract and Paullinia Cupana extracts these two blue capsules are a top performing supplement for intended use by males.

Supplied in the 60x60x15mm pack with EAN-13 barcode exactly as seen in good retail stores, you may add a different vending carton option to self-pack the product for your own preference eg. if you sell with a free condom. As shown the vend carton has an optional 'tear out' euroslot hanger which does not affect vending when intact, repacking into smaller cartons is possible by deleting the original carton and removing the inner sealed pouch which is approximately 10mm in height.

Product Detail: Contains Two Capsules in Foil Pouch.
Packaging: Small (60x60x15mm)
Pricing: £4.00 RRP, Royalty Value £0.20 Per Retail Sale.

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Vibrating Ring

Vibrating Ring

£3.79 (1 to 9 items) £1.29 (10 to 99 items) £0.99 (100 or more items)

Our Naughty Brand of powerful vibrating rings which may be used with or without a condom for heightened sexual pleasure. Simply place around the base of the penis and switch on for a powerful vibration.

Supplied in the 60x60x15mm pack with EAN-13 barcode exactly as seen in good retail stores, you may add a different vending carton option to self-pack the product for your own preference eg. if you sell with a free condom.

Product Detail: High Profile Vibrating Ring in Foil Pack.
Pricing: £4.00 RRP, Royalty Value £0.20 Per Retail Sale.

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Naughty Vend : Washroom Vending Business Opportunity

Welcome to Naughty Vend UK the original 'naughty' vending company...

Our products are always available and in stock for next day despatch at unbeatable prices, please feel free to browse this vending orientated site or Naughty Originals for retail and wholesale. Got questions, just ask... We are the original, often imitated and still the best... Naughty Vend...

Get Your Vending Products Here

Vending Operators we now offer four sizes of vending pack which are suitable for our own machines and most others available on the market, the only limitation is the product itself being able to fit into the carton. Actually you don't need to use our carton sizes if you have your own which the product will fit inside of, every product by default is sold 'in bulk' and then you add the options you prefer, it's that simple. Even better we now sell our products with no minimum order nor requirement to purchase a whole case of stock, want just one of this and seven of that... no problem. To view our range click here ...

We're always looking for experienced vending partners to join the group alongside our licensed operators which under our fair competition policy offers an unbeatable partnership in both brand strength and product buying prices. There's no cost involved and you'll benefit from the support of our UK call centre, central marketing and promotional campaigns all whilst utilising your own vending equipment or our own recommended units.

Special Offer : As Good As Free Vending MachinesSpecial Offer : As Good As Free Vending Machines

Whether you are an existing partner, site operator or looking for a small business opportunity this is the offer to beat them all - by operating your own machines and we've included enough stock to make your investment back, it's the deal that everyone is talking about...

Visit our special offer section for more information and to purchase online, there is no catch and compared to other vending offers we promise you will not find better.



Mojo Pro : Pheromone Atomizer : Special Offer

Mojo Pro : Pheromone Atomizer : Special Offer

We've updated our packaging on the now exhausted Mojo Pro pheromone range and now have 3ml atomizers instead of the wipe format, the spray delivers twenty applications or more compared to the single application of the wipe offering far better value for money.

To celebrate our new arrival save 25% upon these items until July 2011 - discount shown in cart calculated per product. To purchase online click here and feel the love..

The Inflatable Sheep Are Selling Fast...!!The Inflatable Sheep Are Selling Fast...!!

She's proving already to be one of our best selling products ever eclipsing 'like for like' sales of our previous design, success is everything we do and Lady Bah Bah the inflatable sheep is of course available from stock for next day delivery.

As the first UK company to vend inflatable sheep we knew how to make her better, this is the six million dollar product we've redesigned from scratch, now with ear handles and a more comfortable rear opening and she'll even share a pint of ale with you at the bar. The bah'eatch looks a little bit worried about something, wonder what that could be...

Purchase 'Naughty Originals' Online

Purchase 'Naughty Originals' Online

Customers wishing to purchase our retail products should visit 'Naughty Originals' where we also service wholesale clients outwith the vending channel, choose from single products right through to high quantity packs.

Simply click here to visit our retail zone and benefit from low cost international shipping and free domestic economy postage across the entire range.

Get 'Naughty' and Make Money...

Get 'Naughty' and Make Money...

We are recruiting operators and looking for more venues right now, being part of our brand has never been easier and the new streamlined service options we offer are producing income for both venue owners and managers. View our current offers...

Once registered you may purchase vending equipment and stock at even lower prices than those shown at this site and they are second to none, you'll automatically become a licensed brand partner whether operating our full business opportunity or your own vending machines in venues which you manage as part of the corporate estate or own / lease as a managed house. Indeed whatever your set-up is we can help you make money via operating Naughty Vend branded vending machines, it's simple and profitable with proven results.

Call us on 08718 717171 for a chat whether you are an individual seeking an opportunity, a group or operator of managed establishments, a corporate national brand keen to increase profits or a fellow vending operator looking for an exciting new partnership. We're waiting to hear from you...

How much could you make?How much could you make?

As a manufacturer / importer of many products we sell you can be assured of the very best prices available, with assurance of supply and reliability as well as product standards in consideration of quality we are confident that our prices just can not be beaten. That's a promise, the prices shown are the highest ex-royalty you'll pay and we compare these to other suppliers regularly.

Your gross margins are always at least one hundred percent, most products are actually two hundred percent mark-up or indeed more which coupled with healthy turnover and replication in number equals a serious business.

To download our current non-discounted vending product prices available to licensed partners with ten operational machines or more view the pricelist in PDF format.


Naughty Vend : European Brand Strength

Naughty Vend : European Brand Strength

The devil device is a registered trademark in the United Kingdom and the European Union, where the brand and goodwill has been established over many years which has now diversified into direct wholesale through Naughty Products / Vending Brands. There can only be one original ond only we can license that little devilish logo to you, like many top brands there will be 'knock-off' competitors hoping to copy our success and frankly we're flattered but can they say they have been around since 1998 and are still going strong... We've seen others come and go over the years and no doubt shall continue to do so...

Our partners benefit from instant brand recognition renowned for quality, value and safety. We ensure everything we offer is compliant with local legislation for everyone's benefit.

Customer Reviews

Against each product there is an option to review the purchase, whilst these are moderated all are genuine and reflect the quality of service and items we provide for our operators.

Become A Fan On FacebookBecome A Fan On Facebook

Everybody is doing it, so why not become a Facebook Fan and keep up to date with all the exciting promotions and free events we organise in local venues? Link your venue or favourite local to us and you could even benefit from exclusive free product offers...

Do you need Support or Assistance?

Naughty Vend provide ONLINE SUPPORT for all customers via the forum, just click the link to visit our forum and register your concern or search our frequently asked questions for answers to some of the more simple problems. Please note that telephone support is not offered for retail customers whom should use the support forum, however management of venues or wholesale partners may contact us during normal office hours by telephone but please note we can only support official brand venues.

Best Selling Items

Varispeed Vibrator (Essex Silver)

Varispeed Vibrator (Essex Silver)

£4.74 (1 to 9 items) £2.74 (10 to 99 items) £2.24 (100 or more items)

The original design of our variable speed pocket sized vibrator. Basic and budget to offer the greatest return...

Product Detail: Silver Metallic, Variable Speed Control, Optional 1 x AA Battery
Pricing: £5.00 RRP, Royalty Value £0.25 Per Retail Sale.

find out more

The Dancin' Dicky

The Dancin' Dicky

£1.89 (1 to 9 items) £0.85 (10 to 99 items) £0.75 (100 or more items)



This fella really is a proper little dickhead, just dancing around having a tantrum on the dance floor he's sure to remind you of someone you know. Wind him up and watch the little guy go..., supplied in the 120x65x35mm pack with cello wrap and free Naughty Vend brand temporary tattoo in every pack.

Now in an outer sleeve of ten units for convenience.

Product Detail: One Item Per Vending Pack
Pricing: £2.00 RRP, Royalty Value £0.10 Per Retail Sale.

find out more

Flashing Nipples

Flashing Nipples

£3.79 (1 to 9 items) £1.79 (10 to 99 items) £1.59 (100 or more items)


Our updated design of the original flashing nipples, now better and brighter with five expansion points to ensure a snug fit around the breast for females and males having two adhesive 'peel off' strips on the reverse of the dome to ensure they stay in the right places. The L.E.D. housing has been completely re-engineered for easier and faster use straight from the pack with no assembly required.

Product Detail: One Pair Per Vending Pack
Pricing: £4.00 RRP, Royalty Value £0.20 Per Retail Sale.

find out more

Inflatable Celebrity Sheep : Lady Bah Bah

Inflatable Celebrity Sheep : Lady Bah Bah

£4.74 (1 to 9 items) £2.24 (10 to 99 items) £1.74 (100 or more items)

Our exclusive inflatable celebrity sheep has a very concerned look upon her pretty little face which sits perfectly in a pint of lager. New wool look around the head and long ears to hold onto, with all important rear entry leaning forward to present herself ready for a good time.

Larger than the now considered 'second class' inflatable lamb we sold previously, supplied in a fully branded retail ready (EAN-13 coded) 120x65x35mm carton with social networking support branded upon both product and pack.

Product Detail: One Item Per Vending Pack
Pricing: £5.00 RRP, Royalty Value £0.25 Per Retail Sale.

find out more

Blue Capsule : (2 x 353mg Capsules)

Blue Capsule : (2 x 353mg Capsules)

£3.79 (1 to 9 items) £1.49 (10 to 99 items) £1.29 (100 to 499 items) £0.75 (500 or more items)

Containing Rhodiola Rosea Foliage Extract and Paullinia Cupana extracts these two blue capsules are a top performing supplement for intended use by males.

Supplied in the 60x60x15mm pack with EAN-13 barcode exactly as seen in good retail stores, you may add a different vending carton option to self-pack the product for your own preference eg. if you sell with a free condom. As shown the vend carton has an optional 'tear out' euroslot hanger which does not affect vending when intact, repacking into smaller cartons is possible by deleting the original carton and removing the inner sealed pouch which is approximately 10mm in height.

Product Detail: Contains Two Capsules in Foil Pouch.
Packaging: Small (60x60x15mm)
Pricing: £4.00 RRP, Royalty Value £0.20 Per Retail Sale.

find out more

Vibrating Ring

Vibrating Ring

£3.79 (1 to 9 items) £1.29 (10 to 99 items) £0.99 (100 or more items)

Our Naughty Brand of powerful vibrating rings which may be used with or without a condom for heightened sexual pleasure. Simply place around the base of the penis and switch on for a powerful vibration.

Supplied in the 60x60x15mm pack with EAN-13 barcode exactly as seen in good retail stores, you may add a different vending carton option to self-pack the product for your own preference eg. if you sell with a free condom.

Product Detail: High Profile Vibrating Ring in Foil Pack.
Pricing: £4.00 RRP, Royalty Value £0.20 Per Retail Sale.

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